To infinity and beyonce
| me: | wow i have so much work to do |
| me: | --goes on tumblr-- |
| me: | --watches a movie-- |
| me: | --writes a novel-- |
| me: | --teaches myself sitar-- |
| me: | --climbs a mountain-- |
| me: | --backpacks through europe-- |
| me: | why am i not getting anything done |
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
